December 5, 2014
Do you ride your horse BACKWARDS?!?
Every morning when I wake up, I get out of bed, scratch my chest, go to the bathroom, turn on the lights, turn on the shower, brush my teeth, shave, shower, dry off, dry my hair, put on deoderant, and get dressed. Always in that exact order. While it might seem like a boring anecdote of my impending old age, it actually has a big impact on my day.